10 things I hate about you

"I hate the way you talk to me.
I hate it when you stare.
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick - it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh - even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around.
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you -
not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all"

--10 things I hate about you