Mom

"Age 4, we think: mom knows everything!
At 8: mom knows a lot!
At 12: mom doesn't really know everything.
At 14: mom doesn't know anything.

At 16: mom doesn't exist.
At 18: she's old fashioned.
At 25: maybe mom does know about this!
At 35: before we decide, let's ask mom.
At 45: wonder what mom thinks about this.
At 75: I ...wish I could ask mom about this..."